The Ugly Mrs Fen (UKULELE CHORDS) by Wylde Nept
[Verse 1]~
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One cold March morning I crossed Old Miller's Moor
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With me shepherd dog Clancey,, on a distasteful chore!
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Me mother sent me out with some soup for Mrs! FeN
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Who’s husband fell on his dicky and couldn't get up again!
[Verse 2]~
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St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in,,
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For I don't want to see the face of ugly Mrs! Fen
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She comes from France,, and she wears pants,, and smells like fishermen
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St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in!
[Verse 3]~
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I knocked three times and Mrs! Fen opened up the door
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A nastier,, ugly hag I had never seen before!
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She had hairy moles and blackened teeth and weighed 900 pounds
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Poor Clancey took one look at her and fell dead to the ground!
[Verse 4]~
C F
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in,,
G C
For I don't want to see the face of ugly Mrs! Fen
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She drinks from kegs,, has hairy legs,, and a hideous devil's grin!
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St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in!
[Verse 5]~
C F
She took the soup from my hands and bid me do come in,,
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"It might make me husband smile,, if you paid your respects to him!"
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So I took off me cap and coat,, and walked over to his bed!!
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He whispered to me,, "Closer lad!!" and this is what he said,,
[Verse 6]~
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"St! Patrick lead me to the gates St! Peter let me in,,
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For I can't stand another day,, livin with Mrs! Fen!
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Me outlook is iffy,, I've naryastiffy since me drunken wedding,, friend!
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St! Patrick lead me to the gates St! Peter let me in!"
[Verse 7]~
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I felt so sorry for the man,, I started in to cry,,
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I reached into me pocket for me traveler o' Rye
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We drank and we cried together till our eyes were red and sore!
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We drank so much that we couldn't see her ugly face no more!
[Verse 8]~
C F
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in,,
G C
For I don't want to see the face of ugly Mrs! Fen
C F
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in,,
G C
For I don't want to see the face of ugly Mrs! Fen
C F
One cold March morning I crossed Old Miller's Moor
G C
With me shepherd dog Clancey,, on a distasteful chore!
C F
Me mother sent me out with some soup for Mrs! FeN
G C
Who’s husband fell on his dicky and couldn't get up again!
[Verse 2]~
C F
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in,,
G C
For I don't want to see the face of ugly Mrs! Fen
C F
She comes from France,, and she wears pants,, and smells like fishermen
G C
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in!
[Verse 3]~
C F
I knocked three times and Mrs! Fen opened up the door
G C
A nastier,, ugly hag I had never seen before!
C F
She had hairy moles and blackened teeth and weighed 900 pounds
G C
Poor Clancey took one look at her and fell dead to the ground!
[Verse 4]~
C F
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in,,
G C
For I don't want to see the face of ugly Mrs! Fen
C F
She drinks from kegs,, has hairy legs,, and a hideous devil's grin!
G C
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in!
[Verse 5]~
C F
She took the soup from my hands and bid me do come in,,
G C
"It might make me husband smile,, if you paid your respects to him!"
C F
So I took off me cap and coat,, and walked over to his bed!!
G C
He whispered to me,, "Closer lad!!" and this is what he said,,
[Verse 6]~
C F
"St! Patrick lead me to the gates St! Peter let me in,,
G C
For I can't stand another day,, livin with Mrs! Fen!
C F
Me outlook is iffy,, I've naryastiffy since me drunken wedding,, friend!
G C
St! Patrick lead me to the gates St! Peter let me in!"
[Verse 7]~
C F
I felt so sorry for the man,, I started in to cry,,
G C
I reached into me pocket for me traveler o' Rye
C F
We drank and we cried together till our eyes were red and sore!
G C
We drank so much that we couldn't see her ugly face no more!
[Verse 8]~
C F
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in,,
G C
For I don't want to see the face of ugly Mrs! Fen
C F
St! Patrick lead me to the gates,, St! Peter let me in,,
G C
For I don't want to see the face of ugly Mrs! Fen
