Pirate Chantey (CHORDS) by Key And Peele
[Verse]~
Dm
I once met a lass so fine!
C
She was drunk on barley wine!
Bb
I'd been to sea,,
A
for months a-three!
Dm
I knew I could make her mine!
F
And the lass was past consent,,
C
So it was off with her we went!
Bb
And we threw her in bed
A
and rested her head
Dm
And we left,, 'cause that's what gentlemen do!
[Chorus]~
Dm G
A woman has a right to a drink or two,,
A Dm
Without worrying about what you will do!
Dm G
We say "Yo,, ho!" but we don't say "ho,,"
A Dm
'Cause "ho" is disrespectful,, yo!
[Verse]~
Dm
There once was a girl from Leeds,,
C
Who I heard was good on her knees!
Bb
So I docked my ship
A
for an overnight trip,,
Dm
To take care of all of my needs!
F
She was fine as the tales did tell,,
C
And my mast began to swell!
Bb
So I laid her down
A
and raised her gown,,
Dm
And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so!
[Chorus]~
Dm G
Always take care of your lady fair!
A Dm
'Cause they deserve as much attention down there
Dm G
We say "Yo,, ho!" but we don't say "ho,,"
A Dm
'Cause "ho" is disrespectful,, yo!
[Verse]~
Dm
I once had a woman so fair!
C
Whose womb contained my heir!
Bb
With a son by my side,,
A
the seas we'd ride,,
Dm
The child she would bear!
F
But my girl,, she was no fool!
C
She was working her way through school!
Bb
So I did support
A
when she chose to abort,,
Dm
Because it's her body and therefore her choice!
[Chorus]~
Dm G
No,, we don't say "booty" 'less we're talking about gold!
A Dm
We don't look at chests 'less it,, treasure holds!
Dm G
With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip,,
A Dm
We will never say "she" when we're talking 'bout a ship!
Dm G
We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore,,"
A Dm
'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia!
[Verse]~
Dm
There was a lady with a golden eye,,
C
And the doctor said she would die!
Bb
So she emptied her purse
A
to lift the curse,,
Dm
And prayed to stay alive!
F
She awoke the very next day,,
C
Hand in her grave she lay!
Bb
But the scariest part
A
of the story from the start,,
Dm
Is I bet you assume the doctor was a man
[Chorus]~
Dm G
Women are doctors,, too!
A Dm
And for a fraction of the doubloons!
Dm G
We say "Yo,, ho!" but we don't say "ho,,"
A Dm
'Cause "ho" is disrespectful,, yo!
Dm
There was a slut with tits to here,,
C
And an ass that
Dm G
'Cause it's "Yo,, ho!" but we don't say "ho,,"
A Dm
'Cause "ho" is disrespectful,, yo!
Dm
I once met a lass so fine!
C
She was drunk on barley wine!
Bb
I'd been to sea,,
A
for months a-three!
Dm
I knew I could make her mine!
F
And the lass was past consent,,
C
So it was off with her we went!
Bb
And we threw her in bed
A
and rested her head
Dm
And we left,, 'cause that's what gentlemen do!
[Chorus]~
Dm G
A woman has a right to a drink or two,,
A Dm
Without worrying about what you will do!
Dm G
We say "Yo,, ho!" but we don't say "ho,,"
A Dm
'Cause "ho" is disrespectful,, yo!
[Verse]~
Dm
There once was a girl from Leeds,,
C
Who I heard was good on her knees!
Bb
So I docked my ship
A
for an overnight trip,,
Dm
To take care of all of my needs!
F
She was fine as the tales did tell,,
C
And my mast began to swell!
Bb
So I laid her down
A
and raised her gown,,
Dm
And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so!
[Chorus]~
Dm G
Always take care of your lady fair!
A Dm
'Cause they deserve as much attention down there
Dm G
We say "Yo,, ho!" but we don't say "ho,,"
A Dm
'Cause "ho" is disrespectful,, yo!
[Verse]~
Dm
I once had a woman so fair!
C
Whose womb contained my heir!
Bb
With a son by my side,,
A
the seas we'd ride,,
Dm
The child she would bear!
F
But my girl,, she was no fool!
C
She was working her way through school!
Bb
So I did support
A
when she chose to abort,,
Dm
Because it's her body and therefore her choice!
[Chorus]~
Dm G
No,, we don't say "booty" 'less we're talking about gold!
A Dm
We don't look at chests 'less it,, treasure holds!
Dm G
With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip,,
A Dm
We will never say "she" when we're talking 'bout a ship!
Dm G
We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore,,"
A Dm
'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia!
[Verse]~
Dm
There was a lady with a golden eye,,
C
And the doctor said she would die!
Bb
So she emptied her purse
A
to lift the curse,,
Dm
And prayed to stay alive!
F
She awoke the very next day,,
C
Hand in her grave she lay!
Bb
But the scariest part
A
of the story from the start,,
Dm
Is I bet you assume the doctor was a man
[Chorus]~
Dm G
Women are doctors,, too!
A Dm
And for a fraction of the doubloons!
Dm G
We say "Yo,, ho!" but we don't say "ho,,"
A Dm
'Cause "ho" is disrespectful,, yo!
Dm
There was a slut with tits to here,,
C
And an ass that
Dm G
'Cause it's "Yo,, ho!" but we don't say "ho,,"
A Dm
'Cause "ho" is disrespectful,, yo!
