Dog Festival Directions (UKULELE CHORDS) by Pink Guy
[Intro]~
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[Verse]~
Am
If you want to eat some dog
F
I have good news
C
There's an annual dog festival
G
Where you can eat all the dog you want
Am F
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
C
And the festival spans about ten days
G
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
Am F
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
C
I just wanna let you know
G
I'm just tryna' be a bro
Am F
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
C
Once you get off at that airport
G Am
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
F
And it costs 20 US dollars
C
And it's a four and a half hour ride
G
And you get off at Maoming West
Am
Just remember Maoming West
F
Now you might have to stay there a full night
C
Depending on the time you arrive
G Am
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
F
And you have to buy another ticket
C
It's about another 22 bucks
G
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Am
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
F
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
C
I'm checking online now
G Am
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
F
Offering a sauna,, fitness center
C
Wow it's not too bad at all
G
Nevermind,, it's 50 bucks a night
Am
But with free complementary breakfast
F
And a free cancelation fee
C
So it's not a bad as I thought
G
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly
Am
which festival you're talking about
F
And he or she will give you directions
C
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
G
If you're white they'll charge you double
Am
I shit you not
F
I shit you not
C
But anyways enjoy your flight
G
Goodbye
Am
Enjoy the dog festival
[Outro]~
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Am F C G
[Verse]~
Am
If you want to eat some dog
F
I have good news
C
There's an annual dog festival
G
Where you can eat all the dog you want
Am F
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
C
And the festival spans about ten days
G
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
Am F
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
C
I just wanna let you know
G
I'm just tryna' be a bro
Am F
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
C
Once you get off at that airport
G Am
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
F
And it costs 20 US dollars
C
And it's a four and a half hour ride
G
And you get off at Maoming West
Am
Just remember Maoming West
F
Now you might have to stay there a full night
C
Depending on the time you arrive
G Am
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
F
And you have to buy another ticket
C
It's about another 22 bucks
G
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Am
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
F
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
C
I'm checking online now
G Am
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
F
Offering a sauna,, fitness center
C
Wow it's not too bad at all
G
Nevermind,, it's 50 bucks a night
Am
But with free complementary breakfast
F
And a free cancelation fee
C
So it's not a bad as I thought
G
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly
Am
which festival you're talking about
F
And he or she will give you directions
C
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
G
If you're white they'll charge you double
Am
I shit you not
F
I shit you not
C
But anyways enjoy your flight
G
Goodbye
Am
Enjoy the dog festival
[Outro]~
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