Darling I Love You (CHORDS) by Andrew Jackson Jihad
[Intro]~
C C
F F G G
[Verse]~
C
I like telling dirty jokes,,
C
and I like smoking crystal meth,,
F G C
but darling I love you!
C
And I like laughing at retards,,
C
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,,
F G C
but darling I love you!
[Chorus]~
F E
I love you like the moon and stars,,
C F
when little kids get hit by cars,,
F G C
girl you know its true!
F G C
Darling,, I love you!
*play the intro again here*
[Verse]~
C
I've been tryin' to move on,,
C
since you left,, since you've been gone,,
F G C
but its so hard on me!
C
Talked to a girl in first hour,,
C
bought her a cd,, bought her a flower,,
F G C
but she's a stupid cunt!
[Chorus]~
F E
But I'll take anything,,
C F
and I'll take anyone!
F E
I'll take an angry lesbian
C F
with a loaded gun!
F E
I'll take a whore with syphilis
C F
and gonorrhea too!
F G C
But darling,, I love you!
C C
F F G G
[Verse]~
C
I like telling dirty jokes,,
C
and I like smoking crystal meth,,
F G C
but darling I love you!
C
And I like laughing at retards,,
C
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,,
F G C
but darling I love you!
[Chorus]~
F E
I love you like the moon and stars,,
C F
when little kids get hit by cars,,
F G C
girl you know its true!
F G C
Darling,, I love you!
*play the intro again here*
[Verse]~
C
I've been tryin' to move on,,
C
since you left,, since you've been gone,,
F G C
but its so hard on me!
C
Talked to a girl in first hour,,
C
bought her a cd,, bought her a flower,,
F G C
but she's a stupid cunt!
[Chorus]~
F E
But I'll take anything,,
C F
and I'll take anyone!
F E
I'll take an angry lesbian
C F
with a loaded gun!
F E
I'll take a whore with syphilis
C F
and gonorrhea too!
F G C
But darling,, I love you!
