8 Miles Wide (CHORDS) by Storm Large
[Intro]~
D G D G D G A D
[Verse 1]~
C Em C
All of my life I've never fit
Em F
But I won't complain and I won't quit
C
I am enormous
G
Get used to it
C Em C
Everyone tells me I'm too much
Em F
Maybe it's just you're not enough for me
C
Can't you see
G A
I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be
[Chorus]~
D G
Hey,, my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
My vagina is eight miles!!!
D G
Wide
D G
Wide
[Verse 2]~
C Em C
Tell me what is womanly to you
Em F
Strong but not too much of a brute
C
It's cool if she's powerful
G
But way better if she's cute
C Em C
Well for all of us girls who don't fit in
Em F
I say go Amazonian
C
You could be a kickass bruiser
G A
And be feminine
[Chorus]~
D G
Hey,, my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
My vagina is eight miles!!!
D G
Wide
D G
Wide
[Verse 3]~
C Em C
Now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
Em
This is a metaphor for
F C
My super vigantastically
G
Mystical feminine goddess core and
C Em C
I hate it when women make that noise
Em F
That we don't need daddies,, men,, or boys
C
Even the hardcore dykes love
G A
Cock-shaped sex toys
[Bridge]~
D
Oh,, my vagina
G
It's universal
D
Like a penis,, but
G
Reversible
D G
Come on in,, the water's fine
A
It's not my vagina! It's our vagina!
[Chorus]~
D G
Hey,, my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
Echo echo echo echo
A
Echooooooo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - just the boys!
D G
My vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
My vagina!!!
D G
Hey,, my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
My vagina is eight miles!!!eight miles!!!
D G D G D G D G
Wide
[Outro]~
D
Vigantic
G
Vigantic
D
Vigantic
G
A big,, big love
D
Vigantic
G
Vigantic
D
Vigantic
G A D
A big,, big love
D G D G D G A D
[Verse 1]~
C Em C
All of my life I've never fit
Em F
But I won't complain and I won't quit
C
I am enormous
G
Get used to it
C Em C
Everyone tells me I'm too much
Em F
Maybe it's just you're not enough for me
C
Can't you see
G A
I'm the kind of woman I'm supposed to be
[Chorus]~
D G
Hey,, my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
My vagina is eight miles!!!
D G
Wide
D G
Wide
[Verse 2]~
C Em C
Tell me what is womanly to you
Em F
Strong but not too much of a brute
C
It's cool if she's powerful
G
But way better if she's cute
C Em C
Well for all of us girls who don't fit in
Em F
I say go Amazonian
C
You could be a kickass bruiser
G A
And be feminine
[Chorus]~
D G
Hey,, my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
My vagina is eight miles!!!
D G
Wide
D G
Wide
[Verse 3]~
C Em C
Now I am not loose and I'm not a whore
Em
This is a metaphor for
F C
My super vigantastically
G
Mystical feminine goddess core and
C Em C
I hate it when women make that noise
Em F
That we don't need daddies,, men,, or boys
C
Even the hardcore dykes love
G A
Cock-shaped sex toys
[Bridge]~
D
Oh,, my vagina
G
It's universal
D
Like a penis,, but
G
Reversible
D G
Come on in,, the water's fine
A
It's not my vagina! It's our vagina!
[Chorus]~
D G
Hey,, my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
Echo echo echo echo
A
Echooooooo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - just the boys!
D G
My vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
My vagina!!!
D G
Hey,, my vagina is eight miles wide
D G
Absolutely everyone can come inside
D G
If you're ever frightened just run and hide
A
My vagina is eight miles!!!eight miles!!!
D G D G D G D G
Wide
[Outro]~
D
Vigantic
G
Vigantic
D
Vigantic
G
A big,, big love
D
Vigantic
G
Vigantic
D
Vigantic
G A D
A big,, big love
