Christmas Is A Bitch (CHORDS) by Rudy Mancuso
[Intro]~
C C
[Verse]~
C Em
Christmas really freaks me out! It makes me feel alone!
Am
I think that elves are creepy! I'm not a fan of snow!
F G C G
Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch!
C Em
Chocolate makes my skin breakout! I don't like decorations!
Am
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station!
F G C G
I think it's all so whack,, but people seem to disagree!
[Chorus]~
Am Em
The kids wait up for Santa Claus,, the man with overalls!
F
He eats their milk and cookies,, must have high cholesterol!
F G C E
But who am I to judge..? This guy is not even real!
Am Em
Cause mistletoe and candy canes,, all of its so freaking lame!
F
Sorry if I sound insane!
F G
Christmas sweaters make me itch,, decorations always glitch,,
C G
that's why Christmas is a bitch!
[Verse]~
C Em
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,,
Am
wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,,
F G C G
making corporations rich,, that's why Christmas is a bitch!
C E
And every time I look around,, I see a smiling face,,
Am F
is this a problem just with me or the human race..?
F G
All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing!
C E
What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing..?
[Chorus]~
Am Em
Kids wait up for Santa Claus,, a weird dude with overalls!
F
He eats their milk and cookies,, this guy has gotta have high cholesterol!
F G
But it makes people happy,, it makes no sense to me!
C E
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house! It's bullshit!
Am Em
There's mistletoe and candy canes,, I find all of this shit so lame!
F
I don't like playing cheerful games!
F G
If only I could flip a switch,, it's a complicated sitch,,
C G
that's why Christmas is a bitch!
[Outro]~
F G
These stupid sweaters make me itch,, decorations always glitch,,
C
that's why Christmas is a bitch!
C C
[Verse]~
C Em
Christmas really freaks me out! It makes me feel alone!
Am
I think that elves are creepy! I'm not a fan of snow!
F G C G
Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch!
C Em
Chocolate makes my skin breakout! I don't like decorations!
Am
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station!
F G C G
I think it's all so whack,, but people seem to disagree!
[Chorus]~
Am Em
The kids wait up for Santa Claus,, the man with overalls!
F
He eats their milk and cookies,, must have high cholesterol!
F G C E
But who am I to judge..? This guy is not even real!
Am Em
Cause mistletoe and candy canes,, all of its so freaking lame!
F
Sorry if I sound insane!
F G
Christmas sweaters make me itch,, decorations always glitch,,
C G
that's why Christmas is a bitch!
[Verse]~
C Em
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,,
Am
wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,,
F G C G
making corporations rich,, that's why Christmas is a bitch!
C E
And every time I look around,, I see a smiling face,,
Am F
is this a problem just with me or the human race..?
F G
All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing!
C E
What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing..?
[Chorus]~
Am Em
Kids wait up for Santa Claus,, a weird dude with overalls!
F
He eats their milk and cookies,, this guy has gotta have high cholesterol!
F G
But it makes people happy,, it makes no sense to me!
C E
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house! It's bullshit!
Am Em
There's mistletoe and candy canes,, I find all of this shit so lame!
F
I don't like playing cheerful games!
F G
If only I could flip a switch,, it's a complicated sitch,,
C G
that's why Christmas is a bitch!
[Outro]~
F G
These stupid sweaters make me itch,, decorations always glitch,,
C
that's why Christmas is a bitch!
