Vampire Alberta Blues (CHORDS) by John K. Samson

[Intro]~
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[Verse 1]~
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Oh the vampire Alberta,.. stalks across the money market rates and ducks into a Hummer

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The vampire Alberta,.. wears a bowtie and a pin that says Support the Arts

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Yeah the vampire Alberta,.. takes a photo for another slide

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In the PowerPoint of all the places we won't remember

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[Verse 2]~
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Oh the vampire Alberta,.. wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve of forest in the foothills

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The vampire Alberta,.. drools a perfect inky tailing pond and shakes awake

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Yeah the vampire Alberta,.. lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads

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"I need another one of these,.. so keep 'em coming"

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Good times are coming


[Outro]~
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