Dont Feed The Trolls (UKULELE CHORDS) by Jonathan Coulton
[Verse 1]~
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Lucy had a steamboat,..!! the steamboat had a bell
A
Lucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell
A D
So she only gave it two stars
D
Worst place ever
A
She's the kind of person,..!! anyway she tries
A
Always disappointed so she never feels surprised
A D
When she is always disappointed
[Pre-chorus 1]~
D
She holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence
D
Dance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you
[Chorus 1]~
A E
And when the bright lights find you
D
Don't let your heart get lazy
A E
Keep all the worst behind you
D
That stuff will make you crazy
Bm C#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D E
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[Verse 2]~
A
Hello operator,..!! please give me number nine
A
If you disconnect me I think that would be fine
A D
Because all I can hear is talking
D
So much talking
A
Appreciate the outrage,..!! I did the best I could
A
I thought about your think piece,..!! I don't think it's any good
A D
And anyway,..!! I didn't read it
[Pre-chorus 2]~
D
Who writes this stuff!!..? 'Cause it makes no sense
D
I just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me
[Chorus 2]~
A E
And when the bright lights find you
D
They're gonna shine right through you
A E
Keep all the worst behind you
D
Don't let the words get to you
Bm C#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D E
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[Verse 3]~
A
The flies are in the meadow,..!! the bees are in the park
A
Girls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark
A D
And we don't have a lot of time left
[Pre-chorus 3]~
D
You clutch your chest,..!! you fake a heart attack
D
Laugh it up,..!! nothing looks good on me
D
Somebody called,..!! they want their something back
D
I'm not a piece of meat,..!! I guess I'd like to be
[Chorus 3]~
A E
And when the bright lights find you
D
Bro,..!! come on,..!! bro,..!! don't tase me
A E
Keep all the worst behind you
D
That stuff will make you crazy
Bm C#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D E
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
Bm C#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D E
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D
A
Lucy had a steamboat,..!! the steamboat had a bell
A
Lucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell
A D
So she only gave it two stars
D
Worst place ever
A
She's the kind of person,..!! anyway she tries
A
Always disappointed so she never feels surprised
A D
When she is always disappointed
[Pre-chorus 1]~
D
She holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence
D
Dance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you
[Chorus 1]~
A E
And when the bright lights find you
D
Don't let your heart get lazy
A E
Keep all the worst behind you
D
That stuff will make you crazy
Bm C#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D E
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[Verse 2]~
A
Hello operator,..!! please give me number nine
A
If you disconnect me I think that would be fine
A D
Because all I can hear is talking
D
So much talking
A
Appreciate the outrage,..!! I did the best I could
A
I thought about your think piece,..!! I don't think it's any good
A D
And anyway,..!! I didn't read it
[Pre-chorus 2]~
D
Who writes this stuff!!..? 'Cause it makes no sense
D
I just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me
[Chorus 2]~
A E
And when the bright lights find you
D
They're gonna shine right through you
A E
Keep all the worst behind you
D
Don't let the words get to you
Bm C#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D E
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
[Verse 3]~
A
The flies are in the meadow,..!! the bees are in the park
A
Girls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark
A D
And we don't have a lot of time left
[Pre-chorus 3]~
D
You clutch your chest,..!! you fake a heart attack
D
Laugh it up,..!! nothing looks good on me
D
Somebody called,..!! they want their something back
D
I'm not a piece of meat,..!! I guess I'd like to be
[Chorus 3]~
A E
And when the bright lights find you
D
Bro,..!! come on,..!! bro,..!! don't tase me
A E
Keep all the worst behind you
D
That stuff will make you crazy
Bm C#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D E
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
Bm C#m
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D E
Don't read the comments and don't feed the trolls
D
