Breeders Night (CHORDS) by Squid Biologist

[Intro]~
C F C F C F G
C F C F C F G


[Verse]~
C              F                 C           F
I’d like to go to a place,.. where everyone is usually gay but

C                   F                   G
not right now,.. it’s not that time,.. it’s Breeder’s Night so get in line

  C            F                C                     F
it only happens once a year,.. the night where you don’t have to be queer

C                     F               G                      Am
gerbsters and bananas all up in here,.. helping to spread that Breeder’s Night cheer


[Chorus]~
    F
it’s Breeder’s Night tis the season

Am
gonna eat nanas for all the wrong reasons

C                        G
all the gerbsters ill be pleasing

C                             G
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night


[Verse]~
C                       F
fuck your Christmas and screw your New Year’s

C                     F
i just wanna hang out with the gerbsters

C                   F
beeping and bopping bopping and peeling

G               Am
tis the holiday I’ve been feeling


[solo]~
C F C F C F G
C F C F C F G


[Chorus]~
    F
it’s Breeder’s Night tis the season

Am
gonna eat nanas for all the wrong reasons

C                        G
all the gerbsters ill be pleasing

C                             G
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night

C                   F
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night

C                   F
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night


[verse]~
C                                      F
tonight they’re not bears they’re just big hairy guys

        C                    F
and your grindr account isn’t just for other guys

        C                         F
and it’s not reverse drag it’s just karaoke

          G                                  Am
bring your hetero friends for this one night only


[chorus]~
   F
it’s Breeder’s Night tis the season

Am
gonna eat nanas for all the wrong reasons

C                        G
all the gerbsters ill be pleasing

C                             G
fa la la la la it’s Breeder’s Night

    F
it’s Breeder’s Night (one night only)

     Am
it’s Breeder’s Night (fa la la la)

          C                              G
check your grindr account (please turn it off)

    C                              G
its Breeder’s Night (it’s Breeder’s Night)

G
stop drinking seabreeze
fa la la la it’s Breeder’s Night