Touch Fluffy Tail (CHORDS) by Ken Ashcorp
[INTRO]~
Bm E
Bm E
Bm E
Bm E
Bm E
Bm E
[VERSE 1]~
Bm
Pick up my sword it's time to do business
E
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this
Bm E
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees
Bm
Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
E
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil
Bm E
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please
Bm
Tickle my fancy,.. tickle my prostate
E
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
Bm E
Put in my place but I'll break out once again
Bm
All these encounters may just leave me scarred
E
And when I'm rock hard,.. I fucking rock hard
Bm E
Like Alice,.. we're down the rabbit hole my friend
[PRE-CHORUS]~
G
I don't give a damn,.. not an iota
D A
Motherfucker,.. I'm the straightest shota
[CHORUS]~
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F#
Touch fluffy tail
[INTERLUDE]~
Bm E
Bm E F#
[VERSE 2]~
Bm
Lately I know I'm going so crazy
E
Never thought goodness would be so hazy
Bm E
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught
Bm
But sorry,.. baby,.. I just can't get with this
E
Gotta get out and get back to business
Bm E
Tofu or Tail..? Oh,.. it's food for thought
[PRE-CHORUS]~
G
I don't give a damn,.. not an iota
D A
Motherfucker,.. I'm the straightest shota
[CHORUS]~
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm
Touch fluffy tail
[BRIDGE]~
G D A Bbm Bm
We'll see the light of day again my dear
G D A Bbm Bm
Let's go on an adventure
G D A Bbm Bm
The heavens frown upon us on this day
G
But I've still got my quota
A
Motherfucker,.. I'm the straightest shota
[CHORUS]~
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm G D A Bm G
Touch fluffy tail
D A
(oooo)
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm
Touch fluffy tail
Bm E
Bm E
Bm E
Bm E
Bm E
Bm E
[VERSE 1]~
Bm
Pick up my sword it's time to do business
E
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this
Bm E
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees
Bm
Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
E
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil
Bm E
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please
Bm
Tickle my fancy,.. tickle my prostate
E
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
Bm E
Put in my place but I'll break out once again
Bm
All these encounters may just leave me scarred
E
And when I'm rock hard,.. I fucking rock hard
Bm E
Like Alice,.. we're down the rabbit hole my friend
[PRE-CHORUS]~
G
I don't give a damn,.. not an iota
D A
Motherfucker,.. I'm the straightest shota
[CHORUS]~
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F#
Touch fluffy tail
[INTERLUDE]~
Bm E
Bm E F#
[VERSE 2]~
Bm
Lately I know I'm going so crazy
E
Never thought goodness would be so hazy
Bm E
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught
Bm
But sorry,.. baby,.. I just can't get with this
E
Gotta get out and get back to business
Bm E
Tofu or Tail..? Oh,.. it's food for thought
[PRE-CHORUS]~
G
I don't give a damn,.. not an iota
D A
Motherfucker,.. I'm the straightest shota
[CHORUS]~
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm
Touch fluffy tail
[BRIDGE]~
G D A Bbm Bm
We'll see the light of day again my dear
G D A Bbm Bm
Let's go on an adventure
G D A Bbm Bm
The heavens frown upon us on this day
G
But I've still got my quota
A
Motherfucker,.. I'm the straightest shota
[CHORUS]~
Bm G D A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
Bm
I will prevail
G D F# Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm G D A Bm G
Touch fluffy tail
D A
(oooo)
Bm G
I'm in love
D A Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G D
Only one thing left to do
F# Bm
Touch fluffy tail
