Strapping Young Weirdos (CHORDS) by Porches

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Well, I see the townies holding hands,

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While the strapping young weirdo stands in the street,

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His heart breaking with every breeze,

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And she liked the way her breasts fell asleep,

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In the soft dress that her momma made on the beach,

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She admired his tan, oh,

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And even when the rain spit,

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Those lovers just stripped on a tree branch,

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Just getting their fix on the leaves, man,

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Well, I hope she never leaves him,

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Oh, oh,

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And I was pressed on the bedroom floor,

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To a warm face, my lips upon yours in your dreams, girl,

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May you be in mine, too,

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And I thought she gave me the universe,

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In a flaming, pumpkin herse,

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and on the strip honey, well, we look good cruising slow,

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Oh, oh,


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