Neighbors (CHORDS) by Microwave
[Verse 1]~
Db Fm Gb Ab
I forgot my stupid wallet in my car
Db Fm Gb Ab
And we have walked like seven miles away
Db Fm Gb Ab
From where we parked the car cause we wanted food,.. but we were too
Db Fm Gb Ab
High to drive,.. it was a lot farther than I realized
[Chorus]~
Bbm Fm
I am just a crooked joke
Gb Db
with a stale punchline that some old friends quote
Bbm Fm
The neighbor that you try to ignore
Gb Db
But you wave to so you won’t look like an asshole
Db Fm Gb Ab
So,.. I wrote you a new song and it goes like this
Db Fm Gb Ab
[Verse 2]~
Db Fm Gb Ab
I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked
Db Fm Gb Ab
I will not walk all the way back to where we parked
Db Fm Gb Ab
I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked
Db Fm Gb Ab
I will not walk all the way back to where we parked
[Chorus 2]~
Bbm Fm
So,.. I’ll be on the centrefold
Gb Db Ab
As the poster child of all the biggest tools
Bbm Fm Gb Db Ab
With a caption about being broke and disappointing everyone I know
Gb Db Ab
And disappointing everyone I know
[Bridge]~
Bbm Gb Db Ab
‘Cause I’m too resigned
Bbm Gb Db
All my friends think I’m a douche now,.. and they’re probably right
Bbm Gb Db
But,.. “This is the life,..”
Bbm Gb Db
Tito says inside your pool with his arms stretched out across the side
[Chorus 3]~
Bbm Fm
I am just a crooked joke
Gb Db Ab
with a stale punchline that some old friends quote
Bbm Fm
The neighbor that you try to ignore
Gb Gbm
But you have to wave 'cause I'm waving from my porch
Db Fm Gb Ab
I forgot my stupid wallet in my car
Db Fm Gb Ab
And we have walked like seven miles away
Db Fm Gb Ab
From where we parked the car cause we wanted food,.. but we were too
Db Fm Gb Ab
High to drive,.. it was a lot farther than I realized
[Chorus]~
Bbm Fm
I am just a crooked joke
Gb Db
with a stale punchline that some old friends quote
Bbm Fm
The neighbor that you try to ignore
Gb Db
But you wave to so you won’t look like an asshole
Db Fm Gb Ab
So,.. I wrote you a new song and it goes like this
Db Fm Gb Ab
[Verse 2]~
Db Fm Gb Ab
I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked
Db Fm Gb Ab
I will not walk all the way back to where we parked
Db Fm Gb Ab
I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked
Db Fm Gb Ab
I will not walk all the way back to where we parked
[Chorus 2]~
Bbm Fm
So,.. I’ll be on the centrefold
Gb Db Ab
As the poster child of all the biggest tools
Bbm Fm Gb Db Ab
With a caption about being broke and disappointing everyone I know
Gb Db Ab
And disappointing everyone I know
[Bridge]~
Bbm Gb Db Ab
‘Cause I’m too resigned
Bbm Gb Db
All my friends think I’m a douche now,.. and they’re probably right
Bbm Gb Db
But,.. “This is the life,..”
Bbm Gb Db
Tito says inside your pool with his arms stretched out across the side
[Chorus 3]~
Bbm Fm
I am just a crooked joke
Gb Db Ab
with a stale punchline that some old friends quote
Bbm Fm
The neighbor that you try to ignore
Gb Gbm
But you have to wave 'cause I'm waving from my porch
