Valentines Day (CHORDS) by Mal Blum
G
I’m hungover
E
It’s valentine’s day morning
Am D
What a perfect day to continue my courting of you
G Am
We’ve been dating for so long
D
I love you
G E
And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like moses
Am D
Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses
G Am D
If I’d only known what you were up to or who
G E
Cause I brought you the paper,, I brought you the news
Am D
I brought you some of that Odwalla green juice
G Am D
That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you
G E
But haven’t you seen the paper haven’t you seen the news
Am
Now there’s something I’ve got to say and I’ve got to
D
Say it to you
G Am D
What do you send when flowers just won’t do..?
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(woah)
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
This valentine’s day
G E
I came over to borrow a loofah
Am D
How was I to know you would be schtupping her..?
G Am
I guess it’s kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya
D
I know
G E
Don’t get me wrong I mean I know you’re an aries
Am D
And you’ve got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds
G AM
I think I like it but I like it because
D
On some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life to prevent myself from dealing
with my real issues
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(woah)
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G
‘cause the community
E
Isn’t that big
Am D
And they will always find out
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
And just break up right now
G E
I mean,, we're not even thirty yet
Am D G
I mean,, we're not even 25,, or 24 or 23
E Am D
But I’ll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me
G E
Don’t get me wrong I’m not opposed to being poly
Am D
But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else!
Stop cheating on me!
G Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(Let’s stop cheating on each other)
G E Am D
And happy valentine’s day!
I’m hungover
E
It’s valentine’s day morning
Am D
What a perfect day to continue my courting of you
G Am
We’ve been dating for so long
D
I love you
G E
And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like moses
Am D
Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses
G Am D
If I’d only known what you were up to or who
G E
Cause I brought you the paper,, I brought you the news
Am D
I brought you some of that Odwalla green juice
G Am D
That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you
G E
But haven’t you seen the paper haven’t you seen the news
Am
Now there’s something I’ve got to say and I’ve got to
D
Say it to you
G Am D
What do you send when flowers just won’t do..?
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(woah)
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
This valentine’s day
G E
I came over to borrow a loofah
Am D
How was I to know you would be schtupping her..?
G Am
I guess it’s kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya
D
I know
G E
Don’t get me wrong I mean I know you’re an aries
Am D
And you’ve got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds
G AM
I think I like it but I like it because
D
On some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life to prevent myself from dealing
with my real issues
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(woah)
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G
‘cause the community
E
Isn’t that big
Am D
And they will always find out
G E Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
And just break up right now
G E
I mean,, we're not even thirty yet
Am D G
I mean,, we're not even 25,, or 24 or 23
E Am D
But I’ll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me
G E
Don’t get me wrong I’m not opposed to being poly
Am D
But I think that we should talk before you go and screw somebody else!
Stop cheating on me!
G Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
G Am D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(Let’s stop cheating on each other)
G E Am D
And happy valentine’s day!
